Republicans are evil, that’s a fact
By evil, I just mean they’ll drink your blood
OK, that’s just a metaphor sans tact
But still, I wouldn’t have one as a bud
By bud, I mean a friend, not one you smoke
Republicans in joints? Just don’t inhale
They’re more like bongs, ok, that’s just a joke
The GOP, a metaphoric fail
Republicans are similes, at best
Like cheese that has turned green with fuzzy crust
A simile that knows what it’s expressed
Expressions quite devoid of common trust
That’s evil! Wait, I said that once before
It must be true. Now end the fucking war.