Premiere at The Tank in NYC
https://thetanknyc.org/calendar-1/gone-in-60-seconds-nyc-one-minute-theatre-festival
The Joke’s on Me
A one-minute existential play
Characters:
Ophelia – Reflective, dryly amused by her fate.
Yorick – The ever-wise fool, both guide and provocateur.
Setting:
A liminal afterlife—vast, empty, yet oddly intimate. A single bench. Ophelia sits, wringing the water from her gown. Yorick leans against nothing in particular, grinning.
OPHELIA: Tell me, Yorick—was I mad, or was the world?
YORICK: (thoughtful) That depends. Do you prefer to be tragic or merely ridiculous?
OPHELIA: Ridiculous, I think. There’s freedom in it. Madness is such a heavy thing to carry.
YORICK: Oh, then you were utterly absurd. The prince loved you, until he didn’t. Your father shielded you, until he used you. And you, poor maid, floated prettily away—like punctuation at the end of a sentence.
OPHELIA: A comma or a period?
YORICK: An ellipsis, I think. A drowning ellipsis… trailing off mid-thought.
OPHELIA: Fitting. I always did feel unfinished. (beat) But tell me, was I real? Or just a plot device?
YORICK: Oh, real enough to drown, but not real enough to swim.
OPHELIA: (smirks) And that is the joke, isn’t it? I was shaped by everyone’s will but my own.
YORICK: (bows) The grandest absurdity of all: you were never given a choice, yet somehow, your tragedy was called inevitable.
OPHELIA: (laughs softly) And what do we call that? Fate?
YORICK: No, my dear. Theater.
Lights fade. End.